Slide guitar and a lice comb

[urbpan]

I'd probably be accused of being a bigot if I said that modern country music fans were the kind of people whose idea of courtship is to offer to clean ectoparasites off one another, but click this link and hear the proof.

Link thanks to brush_rat, whose attraction to novelty music is like some kind of radar

Comments

I'll be singing that all day.

[ndozo]

Ha! I almost spit out my toast.

[ssejooz]

I like some of his stuff. I listen to country music but I about drove off the road last night when I realized what he was saying. I study Lyme disease so I found this song to be especially entertaining!!

I couldn't believe it!

[lavenderjones]

Catchy. So romantic. Do I get a cookie for listening to the entire thing? Did you notice the song has had nearly 508K plays?

[brush_rat]

That's the nicest thing someone's said about me in a long time.

[txtriffidranch]

Oh, that's not bigotry in the slightest. I had no choice but to spend my adolescence in an infected anal gland of a town called Lewisville, Texas, just north of Dallas, and I still shudder whenever I hear country music because of my time there. The place is so bad that I can joke that I don't have to worry about singing the high school fight song at class reunions because "Dueling Banjos" has no lyrics, and the locals still don't understand why this is bad. (Alternately, telling Lewisville that the upcoming Lewisville Erotic Film Festival consists of 87 back-to-back showings of Deliverance, and they'll invariably respond "...and what's the problem?")