I haven't been to the stick since like a year ago when we got the dro and kiera said her legs felt like sand, why is the fuzz of detroit so damn ass backwards....questions I'll never know the answer to. Anyway babe, I'm glad to hear your having some fun down in d-town.
God. Belle Isle bathrooms are THE WORST. Well, i'm sure there is a more atrocious restroom somewhere in the Metro Detroit area, but seriously...
One time I had to take a whiz or dump or something so important that it could not wait. I run into the bathroom and there is no toilet paper. I run out to my car and grab some paper towels. I run back in and sit down, do my thing, flush the toilet. For some reason I was still sitting down when I was flushing the toilet and when I pushed down on the handle it broke off, a pipe moved somehow, and a jet of water the diameter of a pringles can started blasted me. It was comical but at the time really REALLY disgusting. I came out of the bathroom all wet like...
Seriously....I know what you mean. All of the bathrooms there were closed on Tuesday because it's an off-season. I had to go really bad so my friend told me to go behind one of the bathrooms...so I run back there and it was so disgusting. There were were diapers and piles of shit all over the place...I almost puked. The smell could have killed rats.
To make it worse, they call the bathrooms "comfort stations" as if to make them seem less like the shit-infested hell holes they really are.
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One time I had to take a whiz or dump or something so important that it could not wait. I run into the bathroom and there is no toilet paper. I run out to my car and grab some paper towels. I run back in and sit down, do my thing, flush the toilet. For some reason I was still sitting down when I was flushing the toilet and when I pushed down on the handle it broke off, a pipe moved somehow, and a jet of water the diameter of a pringles can started blasted me. It was comical but at the time really REALLY disgusting. I came out of the bathroom all wet like...
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To make it worse, they call the bathrooms "comfort stations" as if to make them seem less like the shit-infested hell holes they really are.
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