Bizarro Review Meme

[urbandruid]

Ok. This is called the "Weirdest/Scariest/Freakiest Reviews EVAR meme."

Here's how it works:

Post your most unusual review/feedback in your journal for the world to ponder. Then tag five people to do the same in an attempt to beat you.

So. Tagged by my buddy by_starkiller; not doing the contest part, but posting the weird stuff I can come up with. Since I'm

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[evil_whimsey]

You've got skills. Stop writing and I will hunt you down and kill you.

That's the exact review I imagine Agent Ari, from "Entourage", would write. HAH.

Gosh, now having been semi-tagged I feel a bit left out, with no wacky or even mildly strange comments to share. I guess that's the disadvantage to being neurotic, shy (and perhaps a little lazy), and never posting my stuff anywhere.

BUT YES. I wanna see the Alternate Version of the 5th book too! Bet it's a real gem.

[urbandruid]

Wow, really? No weird reviews? You poor deprived thing. ;) Okay, but seriously- most of those are several years old, and I had to dig through my stuff at fanfic.net to find them. I don't post there anymore, due to a combo of laziness and shyness- and the bizarro reviews I get. :) Like that 5th book thing. ...Yeah. Well, I'm sure we can find one of those billion and one "HP & the Order of the Phoenix"s from back in the day... though I think I'm just as okay not reading any of them...

Pretty icon, btw. Which reminds me, did you hear about the person who thinks she is in reality married to Severus Snape? (See? You are not neurotic. That's neurotic. Well, psycho, too...)

[evil_whimsey]

MOODY PROMISES HE WILL MARRY ME AFTER THE WAR BECAUSE OUR LOVE IS DESTINY Ahem. Wow, that is kinda psycho.

And I forgot to mention with this part--
...Maybe when they come back from the summer Snape and McGonagall are married. Not just that maybe Minerva is expecting! Well just email me if you need the ideas...--that I thought you were admirably gracious in not responding with, "THX, but I think I'll just claw my brain out now instead."

Which is no doubt A Sign that it's all for the best, that I don't post stories in places where they're likely to attract wacky reviews. XD