I am on a mission, my friends. A mission FROM GOD. As of today, I will not rest until I am able to play "More Than Words" by Extreme on my acoustic guitar the whole way through. It shouldn't be too hard, right guys? Right?!

O HELL WTF Am chord to pseudo Dsus2 chord that's not a Dsus2 chord AT ALL?!?!

*fuss, fuss*

I'm not sure if there's a single soul out there who DOESN'T have a Gmail account, but in case there is, I have 50 100 invites for the bloody service that are sitting in my account rotting away. If anyone on my friends list would like a Gmail account, just leave your e-mail address in a comment and I will send you an invite ASAP. :)

The end!

Since I had to stay home from work today for health reasons, I thought I would go on a random expedition on the internet in search of the infamous Catloaf. My expedition was successful, and after futzing around for about a half an hour I found a decent enough GIF of the Catloaf. BEHOLD!


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Online doll makers are TIME CONSUMING.
Here's me as a (very skinny) doll on a bad acid trip.


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http://www.defunktion.net/ • Inspiration/Design
http://www.flipflopflying.com/ • Inspiration
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Basically, if I had been alive during World War I and World War II, I'm almost positive I would have been the best Acoustic Radar Technician there ever was.


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Holy Moses on a motorbike!
Quick, somebody buy me this bag!


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Slowly I am searching for, and downloading all the fonts that I somehow forgot to save when I reformatted my personal PC. Thank goodness the majority of them are fonts that can be found for free by talented font creators. Speaking of which...

I just had to plug this guy here in case anyone hasn't seen his design work yet.


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Me: Hey dad, is there such thing as a whisky sour mix?
Dad: Yes.
Me: Like, it's already made and comes in a bottle?
Dad: Yes, they sell it already made in a bottle. Why?
Me: Have you ever had a Midori Sour?
Dad: No, is it good?
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I'm itching to design a new website.

Seriously... I've been meaning to make a place to slap my artwork up onto for forever and an eon. Mmmm yes! Do any of you dandy blokes have links to particularly well-designed websites? :)

P.S. - I think I might indulge myself and buy Coldplay's latest CD. Yes, I am behind the times. Shut up. ;)