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[unsecretive]

We should do this more often. Seriously. Field trips to go shopping? A long line of stuff, stuff, more stuff, movies starring me, getting lost because some people have no sense of direction, going on dates, escaping through the men's bathroom window

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[nox_neville]

Well I got us back on track, didn't I? And out of that date

[unsecretive]

Did I say getting lost was a bad thing? There were men involved, Neville. Never a bad thing.

[nox_neville]

Lavender. Those men could've abducted us. Or Merlin knows what else!

[unsecretive]

With whips and chains and little vibrating popsicle-like toys?

[lady_padma]

What were you doing in the men's loo?

[unsecretive]

Admiring the view.

Kidding. Neville wanted girl talk during our double date and I thought, quite wrongly, that boys would react better to a girl in their loo than girls would react to a boy in their loo.

[lady_padma]

Merlin Lav.

Boys loos are....for boys. Of course they'd be surprised to see a girl in one.

[unsecretive]

Two of them weren't. I could have gotten numbers if Neville hadn't dragged me out the window by the back of my t-shirt.

[pretty_vati]

It sounds like you had a really good time, Lav!

Details, please.

[unsecretive]

Oh, Vati it was amazing. We went to all these fun stores and to McDonalds but I just had a salad because those burgers looked so fattening and then we went to a 'movie' and did you know that these movie things aren't starring me? Well, I fixed that and all the Muggles in the theater blew a fuse! The theater had to evacuate until they could 'fix the problem' as if a wall-sized picture of me is a problem.

In any case, we got lost and ended up in a sex shop with an overenthusiastic worker and then Neville and I went to a public cafe with him and his gay friend until Neville got extremely uncomfortable, dragged me to the men's room for girl talk, and snuck out of the cafe through the bathroom window with me in tow.

[pretty_vati]

You went to a sex shop? Did you buy anything? Can I see?

A wall-sized picture of you is never out of fashion! Muggles are strange if they think so.

And, you went through a window at a cafe? How amazing! Was this boy cute?

[unsecretive]

Of course I did. I bought something for Harry and Ron, for Harry and Pansy, and for Neville and Justin.

And of course he was. Would I have consented to let him buy me food otherwise?