I seem to be late to the party, sir

[unlucky_byrde]

Comments

[unlucky_byrde]

Song lyrics for myself?

Well...

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All you life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

[officerscruffy]

Oh, uh.

You're... you're really great, y'know that? And I sorta really like being around you, and honestly, it's... it's totally fine when you trip or spill something on me or something like that, really! I mean, I don't mind at all, pal! It's okay!

And you're really cute in your new uniform, too.

...this is anonymous, right? How do I post as anonymous? I think I'm doing it right, but I'm not sure. This is hard to figure out, pal!

[unlucky_byrde]

D-detective Gumshoe...?!

[officerscruffy]

How'd you know it was me?

Did I get the 'anonymous' thing wrong, or something?

[unlucky_byrde]

I don't think you clicked the right button, sir...

[mike_meekins]

I... I didn't always eat all my vegetables when I was young, sir! Sometimes I'd feed pieces of broccoli to the Meekins family dog, sir!

[unlucky_byrde]

Really, sir?!!

Thank you for sharing such a deep secret with me! I'm honored!

[stylish_snob]

Your boyfriend was dumb.
He shouldn't have interfered,
So I gave a push.

Never let it be said that Richard Wellington wasn't a poet.

1/3

[unlucky_byrde]

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2/3

[unlucky_byrde]

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3/3

[unlucky_byrde]

How could you...?

[super_genius_03]

I think I'll put a paragraph in my paper about how people keep asking me to leave comments even though I don't know them yet. Here's a list of ten words that remind me of you, based on the images you use to represent yourself and the fact that you are a generic woman who I have never met.

Female
XX
menarche
follicle
remiges
superstition
spectacles
salutation
avian
maid

[unlucky_byrde]

I don't quite know what all of those words mean, sir...

Thank you for answering!