You, me, and Cyanne need to dress alike one night and just roam the Merc. We'll do the desk/coatcheck thing, and let Cyanne do crazy things, then at a designated hour, the three of us will switch places.
What do you think?
I didn't realize you were 74. I thought you were alot older than my mom, I didn't realize you were the same age. Bitch.
seriously, we don't even look related.unlimnableMarch 8 2007, 00:16:11 UTC
I don't think you two look alike. I think you could pass as his older brother, but not as the same person. The midget and I have no similarity at all, aside from being busty, black, and overweight. It's like me saying that you and Chris look alike because you're both taller than me, are white, and wear glasses. Remember when laughing at the fact that Marissa gets called JQ or Chris Tran by the same geniuses that call me Tara, you/Qais, Graves/Dragon? Holy shit! I forgot about the nights that Dija/Tara/Cyanne confusion is abound.
I was afraid to shave my head, I might have been confused with Graves or Nigel.
When sitting behind the desk, your height is not as obvious. You are still taller looking, but not by nearly as much.
While it is not an excuse, I can count the black women I currently know with one hand, even after it has gone through a meat grinder. Even with that I know I have called you Tara to your face, but that was because I was either just talking about her or was thinking about her. I do that with people in general though, doesn't matter what color you are.
I think folks are more or less absorbed in themselves and aren't as observant as they like to think they are. I see a fair amount of folks coming to the club that are already halfway lit and totaly lit within an hour of being there, so I would attribute most of it to that.
Now if people start confusing me ant Tara, then either I would need to get my titties removed and take a long hot shower, or she would need to stop rolling in flour before coming to work.
I guess it could be an intoxication thing, and I can accept that. I've never claimed brilliance when drunk, so I'll give that luxury. The ones that I'm talking about are the people that are stone sober, look right at me, and still drop the T-Bomb. Like the people last night that yahshure witnessed calling me Tara. Even after having corrected them for the past 6 weeks.
What I love are the people that have been going there since a week before Jesus was born, and have seen Tara 4-6 nights a week for all of those years that STILL can't tell us apart.
and yeah... I got nothin' on why anyone would confuse the two of you.
But then, people call me Jilli on a regular basis, and i don't really get that either. Granted, I am not *offended* by the comparison either (and, luckily, neither is she).
you and Tara are twins in the same way Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzanegger are twins.
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Dija and I don't resemble each other at all, yet we're still finding ourselves in this situation.
I'm getting those t-shirts.
Oh, and I'm 74. Geeze she's black and she can't count? That's
bad. That's really really bad. ;P
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What do you think?
I didn't realize you were 74.
I thought you were alot older than my mom, I didn't realize you were the same age.
Bitch.
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Holy shit!
I forgot about the nights that Dija/Tara/Cyanne confusion is abound.
I was afraid to shave my head, I might have been confused with Graves or Nigel.
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While it is not an excuse, I can count the black women I currently know with one hand, even after it has gone through a meat grinder. Even with that I know I have called you Tara to your face, but that was because I was either just talking about her or was thinking about her. I do that with people in general though, doesn't matter what color you are.
I think folks are more or less absorbed in themselves and aren't as observant as they like to think they are. I see a fair amount of folks coming to the club that are already halfway lit and totaly lit within an hour of being there, so I would attribute most of it to that.
Now if people start confusing me ant Tara, then either I would need to get my titties removed and take a long hot shower, or she would need to stop rolling in flour before coming to work.
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What I love are the people that have been going there since a week before Jesus was born, and have seen Tara 4-6 nights a week for all of those years that STILL can't tell us apart.
See where I think it's odd?
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You're black? *makes note of it*
and yeah... I got nothin' on why anyone would confuse the two of you.
But then, people call me Jilli on a regular basis, and i don't really get that either. Granted, I am not *offended* by the comparison either (and, luckily, neither is she).
you and Tara are twins in the same way Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzanegger are twins.
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Gosh. You're a meanie.
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and yes, it's true. I am a meanie. ;) Well known for it, in fact. :D
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Tara tastes like chocolate and soy sauce.
Tara is our Chocolate Salty Ball behind the desk at the Merc.
You should have her sing that song, it's really cute.
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Except my name on her ass!
And why does no one mix me up with you? I'm black!
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