Christmas Mayhem Day 2 - Shinobi Don't Do Nice

Dec 03, 2011 00:51


Day 2 of the 2011 Kakairu Christmas Festival. Day 3 will be late as well. Sorry!

Series :: Christmas Mayhem
Title :: Shinobi Don't Do Nice
Rating :: PG
Summary :: Kakashi's brilliant idea gets a lot less brilliant.

best laid plans are oft are not what you expect )

naruto, fanfiction, master post, holiday, kakairu

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ree_rhea December 3 2011, 20:22:02 UTC
I think I like Gaara's response the best. But I did love the whole "I lie. He does things for free, then demands your friendship by being a disgustingly good person all the time” about Naruto. It's soooooo true! XDDDD
Poor Anko being saddled with Kakashi AND Gai. She is not SHAZAMly youthful enough for both of them and Christmas! XDD

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unjaundiced December 4 2011, 10:44:27 UTC
Gaara has no idea that he's being diplomatic. He also has no sense that he's cut anyone off. >.> He and Sai should join a book club. XDDDDDDD

This chapter was so hard!

... NEXT ONE WILL BE HARDER! HELP ME! I NEED TO DO IT NAO!

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yaburetayume December 5 2011, 19:52:55 UTC
"He does things for free, then demands your friendship by being a disgustingly good person all the time" -- Naruto in a nutshell! Loved it. Him and his Goku-ness!

Anyway, this was great, especially the characterization. Way to go~ d(^.^)b

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unjaundiced December 7 2011, 02:36:21 UTC
Naruto is so epic, he probably can grow a monkey tail JUST LIKE GOKU!!! I mean, come on... He's practically in Super Saiyan mode all the time anyhow!

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yaburetayume December 7 2011, 08:51:06 UTC
I can't believe I didn't see the parallels beforrrrrrrrrre! Out-of-control Kyuubi mode = Oozaru, Sage mode = Super Saiyan, and right now Naruto is obviously fused with Kyuubi (to form the deadly warrior Naruubi! *is killed*)! And with all the people who come back from the dead............ Oh muh gawwwwwwd mystery solved I never have to read Naruto againnnnnnnnnn~~~~~ orz

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unjaundiced December 7 2011, 12:20:18 UTC
FER SRSLY RAIT????

So who's Mister Popo and the Namekians? AND KORIN AND THE AFTERLIFE ONI GUYS??? Is that ... MINATO?!?! *imagining Minato as an afterlife oni driving around in a capsule car*

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unjaundiced December 9 2011, 04:32:06 UTC
Yahahaha good grief. Imagine them actually dating... *world ends* XDDDDD

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sejitsu December 11 2011, 20:49:48 UTC
Of course Kakashi would be training a pack of messenger hawks. Of course. XD

SCORPION CROWN.

You are killing me with laughter. XD

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unjaundiced December 11 2011, 21:26:08 UTC
Yeeeeees. His plan is all coming together, you see!

I'd like to think of Anko as the Konoha version of a Pharoah or something. XD

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