Um, yeah, hi, everybody! It's been, uh... a really long time. [She checks her last entry. December 15th. Yikes.] A really long time. I'm so sorry! I hope nobody was worried about me. I mean, yeah, not that you'd have a reason to be worried! Just... yeah, you know. In case ( Read more... )

[So, in case you didn't know, Lily died. Tragic, eh? As I'm sure you know, when people die, they come back with temporary amnesia. Lily is not exempt from this phenomenon. She wakes up in her cell, confused and alone. Not scared - just confused. It takes a little while to get herself oriented. When she does, she jumps up and rummages through the ( Read more... )

So, hey, guys, it's snowing! Well, everyone knows that by now, right? But! That's not the point of my entry! The point is this.

[Lily shoves a copy of Seventeen in front of the record. It's opened to a page about winter shenanigans. Lily adjusts the magazine accordingly so the video focuses on the lower right hand corner, which has tips for ( Read more... )

[Be spontaneous! Spontaneity shows that you're fun and easy-going. Show up unannounced with an idea and go with the flow!

Lily does not realize that this issue of Seventeen is from 1985. She does not realize that being spontaneous can lead to scheduling conflicts. But, hey, seriously, what could Equius possibly be doing that's more important than ( Read more... )

Heeey, everybody! What's up? It's, uh, hi, it's Lily. I've been doing well, after the whole... pumpkin fiasco. [Nervous laughter.] Hopefully that will never happen again. That would be... bad. Don't wanna lose my head again. Haha... Yeah...

[Why does she have to make smalltalk at the beginning of every post? I don't know. Lily just wouldn't feel ( Read more... )

( I ACCIDENTALLY AN FST )

[This post, for once, isn't a video - just audio. Lily has barely slept since the whole pumpkin shenanigans began, and she doesn't want anyone to see how tired she is. She sounds chipper enough, but that's her default emotion, genuine or not.]

Oh, uh, yeah, hey, everybody! What's up? Um, enjoying the voices? [Nervous laughter. That... that was an ( Read more... )

[And now, the story of a young girl whose pistol ammunition has been swapped out for rubber bullets. Lily figured this out the hard way after she dragged a big target to the training yard to make a makeshift shooting range. Well, for starters, something she didn't foresee is how loud her guns would be in the middle of a fucking castle. The very ( Read more... )

[Hello, Holloway's! Lily here with her second video post. Videos are a million times easier to do than text posts! Lily can't write for shit. That much is obvious.

Anyway, Lily is outside. Grass and flowers and topiary sculptures, oh my! She looks pretty happy. There is some intense nature going on in the background, being beautiful and all.Hi, it ( Read more... )

[The post begins with a text message!]

i do not know were i am but i am not scarred. this playce is cold and i walked intoo a wall but i am ok. i do not no if any 1 can see this i hop you can. i did not chek the door i will now.

[Lily checks the door. Oh, shit, there's stuff out there! She quickly closes it.]

ok the door is unlocked but there is ( Read more... )