Twilight: A Review of Film and Book

[uninv1ted]

Disclaimer uninv1ted takes care not to upset or insult anyone. No offence is ever meant in any of my reviews. I’m having a day off.

Comments

[miniminkie]

my review is shorter...meh
MEH sums up everything I felt about it.

[velvetwhip]

OMG! The fan! It was SOOOO ridiculous! The weather is cold and rainy, everyone's wearing heavy clothes...but there's a FAN! Why? So it can blow Bella's hair about her face fetchingly and send her delicious scent wafting into Edward's nostrils like a glorious, perfumed wind.

Gabrielle

[darkhavens]

BWAH! I have so much fun reading Twilight reviews and reactions. Have you read stoney321's Sparkledammerung? She read the whole series and then lovingly tore them to shreds and exposed their LDS innards with flair and panache (and a lot of really hilarious graphics). :D

[piksa]

Thank you for making me smile!

You summed up pretty well my thoughts about the film. Yes, there are worse ways of spending two hours but I do have to think pretty hard what those would be. The examples you gave are pretty good though *g*

I can't really understand how some people have thought the movie is the greatest they have ever seen and have gone and seen the movie about a dozen times. I would take any of the examples you gave rather than watch this movie a dozen times...

Sorry for the rant *g*

ETA: Only now read the text on your icon. Totally cracked me up. Hilarious!

[shapinglight]

You almost make me want to see it. Its badness seems to have a sort of epic quality.

[velvetwhip]

Its badness does have an epic quality. It truly does. It's like Showgirls with sparkles!

Gabrielle