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[unika]

Oh on a funny note, the guy that prepped me and stuff had to ask questions. Like if I've had any surgeries and other stuff.. well

"When was your last period?"
"Uh...August"
::marks on the chart::
"Is there any chance that you might be pregnant?"
"Nooo....."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm not sexually active
.............................with males."::

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[musicalight]

My experience, when they put me through a battery of tests after cracking my head open this summer:

Doctor: "When was your last period?"
Vanessa: "Mmm, I can't remember."
D: "Try."
V: "I dunno. It was cold out. February, March, something."
D: "Is there any chance you might be preg--"
V: "--Not unless my girlfriend is forgetting to tell me something."
::pause. flip to new page.::
D: "Okay. When was your last period?"
V: "I told you that already."
D: "Yeah, but I messed up, the pen slipped."
V: "Sorry."
D: "It's okay. Never had a response like that before."
V: "Never really been asked before."
::pause.::
D: "When was your last period?"
::pause.::
V: "::sigh.:: FEBRUARY."
::pause.::
D: "Any chance....um. Is -she- pregnant?"
V: "WHAT???!?"
D: "Just teasing."
V: o.o;

[unika]

OMG. That was the best!

[edokun]

ROFLMBFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gawd you two just totally made my day..........::tearing up::

[anonymous]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
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Heh heh, unaware people :)

-Ysarric
S'Mores

[unika]

Nah. He was REALLY nice though. He had to call me at home (while I was eating my Taco Bell food) and ask me to come back to take another scan. He felt so bad, he kept apoligizing it was kinda cute. So we went back to the hospital and I did the scan again. I didn't have to drink anything or get any dye injected again... although I don't think I would of minded the dye again.. ::whistles::