You're not a real woman until you give birth or your mother dies, apparently.

[unicornluvr]

I should really make the time to write more things, but I barely have the time to sleep.

I had wine for dinner tonight. I'm healthy.

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Da Vinci Code

[anonymous]

Man I hope my mom never dies since I can't give birth (I'm a dude) so the only other option left is to turn into a real woman. I don't want that either.

My freshman year of college I tried to do that sleep pattern that I heard Da Vinci did.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep

Perhaps you could try it, I tried it but on the 2nd day I ended up sleeping like a 6 hour block and waking up at midnight and it messed up the rest of my sleep schedule for the next couple of days. Oh yeah, and during the two days I was trying to do it I constantly felt all tired and shitty.

Re: Da Vinci Code

[unicornluvr]

You are my very favorite person.

One more thing

[anonymous]

Also, one of the things I've been wondering is how I'm going to deal with all these issues when my mom dies. She's pretty much the only person that cut my hair since I was a kid. The one time I got a haircut by a person who's vagina I didn't come out of was when I got this haircut from Toni & Guy. You know a haircut's bad when you're a dude and your female friends, instead of saying, "It looks fine/It doesn't look that bad." They just sort of look at you with an awkward smile on their face. Not in a sort of, I like this guy sort of way but more of a, "Oh my gosh, what did they do to his hair" sort of way.

This place got some press in Elle magazine. I thought about going here but then I saw the photo gallery and it looks like a place only poofters would get their haircut at.
http://www.birdsbarbershop.com/

Anyways she actually had a C-section but saying that I came out of her vagina sounds funnier.

Oh god... I just wiki'd Caesarean sections and clicked on a bunch of