They look so cuddly until they bash you over the head with a rock, looking for your soft tasty parts

[unicornluvr]

So, so I've been noticing a good bit of SPRING FEVER! happening around me lately. Some of it has perplexed me/generally freaked me out (such as the creepy dude who blatantly stared at me from his truck window as I was waiting to cross the street this afternoon; he must be into women with patchy sunburns* on their arm), some of it has made me smile

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Sea otter mating

[totalfantasy]

I'm taking a biology of sex class right now, and it turns out that sea otters are totally into S&M. The male will beat the hell out of the female while he rapes her, and then he does a little cry when she swims away in horror. And that is how sea otter babies are made!

Lovely, no?

Re: Sea otter mating

[unicornluvr]

I. . .whoa.

Re: Sea otter mating

[totalfantasy]

You think that's messed up? Female ducks evolved with corkscrew vaginas so she could selectively choose which male duck's sperm to use when fertilizing her eggs since she's also apparently constantly raped during mating season. Males have evolved corkscrew penises to deal with this, though men are apparently stupid across the board and their "cork screw" goes the opposite direction.

Re: Sea otter mating

[unicornluvr]

Human penises are shaped so they can scoop out the competition's sperm, my old roommate Kt taught me. Fun facts!