Comments | unicornluvr: All of my lovers are fictional. My stalkers? Not so much.

unicornluvr

All of my lovers are fictional. My stalkers? Not so much.

Feb 21, 2009 21:00

So Gaia just sunk her claws into my tender alabaster skin, as she often does, only this time she only got two of the five on that particular paw into the action so it looks like I got bitten by a vampire. Right above my right boob. (For a vampire that would probably be the culinary equivalent to eating a bunch of lardo or something ( Read more... )

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prncessparkle February 22 2009, 03:25:39 UTC

I'd take RPattz and his sparkely self anyday...

unicornluvr February 22 2009, 21:33:23 UTC

RPattz I adore in spite of myself specifically because he thinks Edward Cullen is a creepy axe-murdering motherfucker.

Actual Edward Sparklepants Cullen? No. Just HELL NO.

But Eric is one of my new literary crushes since I have read the entirety of the Sookie Stackhouse series. He is dangerous as a vampire should be. And you know, like an actual adult instead of a whiny emo forever-teen sparklepire.