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[unhobbityhobbit]

I've possibly written and posted a fic. Involving England, Scotland and Wales. As characters, that is. Fandom makes me do the weirdest things sometimes.

Haven't beaten the toothbrush fic for weirdness yet, though.

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[blackannis238]

Is there a Suffolk/Norfolk battle? With possible Essex as an antagonist? That would surely beat toothbrushes!

[unhobbityhobbit]

That would be an amazing fight. Battle of the bumpkins!... And Essex.

Suffolk would so win.

[blackannis238]

Dude, of COURSE Suffolk would win. I lived (and you live!) close enough to the border to make it a real fight, but Bernard Matthews has nothing on us. :D

And Essex, well. It's just a Londoner's holiday home. Who want's to go there? XD

[unhobbityhobbit]

Bernard Matthews has (had, whatever) bird flu, he's got nothing on anyone. I was stalking checking out your profile the other day and I know where you went to school!

Who want's to go there?

Londoners, apparently. Which is a good reason for everyone else to stay away.

[unhobbityhobbit]

Surprising? Surprising?! Everything I write is fantastic! And don't you forget it!

[unhobbityhobbit]

Good, well. So long as we've got that settled.

Settled with pouty lips.