Comments | unhobbityhobbit: Emo toothbrush is emo

unhobbityhobbit

Emo toothbrush is emo

Mar 15, 2008 12:18

Woot fic!

Title: Untitled
Fandom: Colgate
Warnings: Product placement and angst.

( OH GOD THE PAIN OF IT ALL )

Comments 43

teithiwr March 15 2008, 12:26:25 UTC

Ooh, your "soon" was immediately! :D

I FEEL SO SAD FOR THE TOOTHBRUSH, RUTH, DAMMIT. And also, VERY guilty for the manky toothbrush I chucked away a few days ago...

unhobbityhobbit March 15 2008, 12:29:32 UTC

Yes, please don't sue me for false advertising!

IT IS A SAD TOOTHBRUSH! :c But be angry with the Colgate 360! That bastard got the poor little toothbrush's hopes up. I'm sure your manky toothbrush knew it was loved.

girlfan1979 March 15 2008, 12:45:07 UTC

I'm sure your manky toothbrush knew it was loved.

And this is why I love you.

unhobbityhobbit March 15 2008, 13:12:58 UTC

Hee! :D

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girlfan1979 March 15 2008, 12:44:34 UTC

I love you, so so much bao bei.

BUT toothbrush empathy? Aarrgh.

unhobbityhobbit March 15 2008, 13:09:12 UTC

Aww, I love you too.

Ahaha, I'm glad my toothbrush still has some life left in it yet.

eesia March 15 2008, 13:22:20 UTC

Damn, you almost make me not to throw my old toothbrush again...

unhobbityhobbit March 15 2008, 13:51:51 UTC

A bin might be a better place than keeping them and having them watch all the newer models come in and do their job better.

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unhobbityhobbit March 15 2008, 13:55:13 UTC

Evil yet loved... it is a good way to be.

liamar13 March 15 2008, 13:45:52 UTC

*sob*

i hate choo, choo makes me cries over a toofbrush *sticks out tongue*

okay so i lied. i kinda dont maybe sorta hate you... a little.

in summary: i now feel sorry for the emo!toothbrush. WTF?!

i solemnly swear i will never throw a toothbrush away again.

unhobbityhobbit March 15 2008, 13:56:51 UTC

But how will the old brushes feel watching the new brushes take their place, there is no winning! Oh, maybe you could make a retirement home for toothbrushes.

liamar13 March 15 2008, 14:22:22 UTC

i will petition thems govenmint, i will! and use all my vast resouces to ensure that all toothbrushes everywhere are treated equally and are looked after in their time of need. twenty- two dollars and eighteen cents should do, right?