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[unhinges]

[ it clicks on and there's a painted face staring into it, grinning his derpy fanged grin. he laughs and brings his hands together, clapping ]

Ahahahah... It motherfuckin' turned on. This must be a motherfuckin' miracle.

[ he appears to be sitting on a roof of someone's house.... somehow. but he doesn't seem all that aware of it.Man, I don't

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[allies]

[ oh god ]

[allies]

[ OH MY GOD. ] I wish I could hate you out of existence.

[unhinges]

Ahahahaha! Hey, my motherfuckin' man. You should come over here and chill the fuck out. Maybe we could crack a Faygo open together?

[allies]

[ ugh there's nothing he wants less. ] Great idea. Tell me where you are.

[unhinges]

Uhh....

[ LOOKS AROUND. he's on a roof.

... not that he knows it. ]

I don't motherfuckin' know...

[allies]

[ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. ] Describe it to me, you feculent shithole.

[unhinges]

[ THINKING FACE ]

There are a shit load of little motherfuckin' grub houses... They're kind of motherfuckin' crazy looking, ahaha!

[ OH WAIT

HE HAS AN IDEA

holds dreamberry up so karkat can see LOOK HE IS THE SMARTEST ]

[allies]

[ THAT WOULD BE REALLY HELPFUL...

EXCEPT KARKAT HAS NO IDEA WHERE ANYTHING IS. ]

Alright, stay there and don't do anything stupid. Actually, who am I kidding. Stay there and try not to kill yourself. I'll [ ask jade to ] find out where you are.

[unhinges]

Ahahaha, okay, motherfuckin' best friend. I'll sit right here and wait for you.

[ DOOFUS GRIN. ]

[allies]

[ ok, so it takes him a while. he doesn't mean it to, but it does. this place is stupid.

he's on the street all yelling and stuff. this is the way LEADERS do things. ]

Hey, dipshit! Why in God's taintchafing asshole are you on the roof?

[unhinges]

[ WOAAAHH. THERE'S HIS BEST FRIEND. he's crawling over to the edge of the roof and waving. ]

Hahahaha, hi, best friend! I don't all motherfuckin' know how I got up in here.

[allies]

[ its like life wants him to have a rage meltdown

he's circling around trying to find a way up... but he's fucking short and everything is too goddamn high. ]

Maybe you should come down. You could break your neck on the way and make everything a whole lot easier for me!

[unhinges]

[ he blinks and then kind of just. starts scooting down.

and then trips and falls.

and lands in like a bucket or something.

LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF I DON'T EVEN. ]

[allies]

[ WHY DO YOU EXIST. ] I'm flushing like a motherfucker in embarrassment. Thank you, Gamzee. Really.

[unhinges]

[ rolls out of the bucket.

plops on the ground.

stares at it.

HUGE EYES. ]

Whooooaaahh! Where the motherfuck did that come from? [ KICKS IT AWAY ]

[allies]

[ rolling his eyes ] The Imperial Drone was here, we supplied him with our genetic material. I can't believe you don't remember.