Comments | unfatshionista: Dear Torrid:

polianarchy in unfatshionista

Dear Torrid:

Mar 31, 2008 15:21

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please pass the eyebleach, reach out and touch vag, desperately seeking ugly clothes, torrid? more like horrid, deer in headlights, symphony of horror, underwarez

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blitzers March 31 2008, 19:23:30 UTC

Ride the new wave of '80s-inspired fashion.

NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME I WON'T DO IT! D:

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Whoa, sorry. Just had a flashback to the godawful stuff from mum's closet when I was a kid. And hell, some of the stuff I was dressed in. It was a bad scene.

Seriously though, the leggings-as-pants thing is just wrong. But somehow not as wrong as that top. Holy geez.

polianarchy March 31 2008, 20:27:59 UTC

hahaha!!! my first response to the ad copy was, "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!"

on_reserve May 12 2008, 04:53:13 UTC

Alternately: "No one puts baby in a corner!"

1900mixalot May 12 2008, 04:59:07 UTC

lol what

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saucepot March 31 2008, 19:25:47 UTC

no, you see, the baby jesus's face is right behind her ass.

polianarchy March 31 2008, 20:27:23 UTC

HOLY BUTTHOLE

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polianarchy March 31 2008, 20:26:37 UTC

i LOVE the color of the top, but i think it's a bit weird-for-the-sake-of-being-weird.

no one can pull off hosiery as pants! skinny people have vulvas, too.

negiplease March 31 2008, 19:34:17 UTC

That shirt makes it look like she's carrying her breasts in a baby sling. It's not a good scene.

Also, I cannot even dignify the leggings-as-pants trend with a response.

polianarchy March 31 2008, 20:25:05 UTC

maybe it's a modesty panel so the world won't be horrified by her awesome hourglass figure.

negiplease April 2 2008, 17:45:28 UTC

I admire Torrid's commitment to ensuring that every model, no matter her size, height, appearance, or ethnicity, look as uncomfortable and unflatteringly shod as possible. That's the kind of commitment to mediocrity you just don't see anymore.

(PS: You seem fun. Mind if I add you? Although I should disclaim here that my journal is generally fairly boring).

polianarchy April 2 2008, 17:47:39 UTC

absolutely add away! i shall naturally reciprocate, because i think you rule. my disclaimer: i whine a lot about a lot of crap.

sperose March 31 2008, 19:34:19 UTC

I'm so very tempted to send them an email saying just that.

polianarchy March 31 2008, 20:22:39 UTC

do it! i wonder if they'll form letter you.

sperose March 31 2008, 20:24:52 UTC

Done. They probably will, the bastards.