Comments | unevoked: Feb. 10th, entry eight

unevoked

Feb. 10th, entry eight

Feb 10, 2010 17:37

[After finally glancing over the journal, Castor has come to an unfortunate realization.]

Wait so those flying bug things are people?

Shit.

[Thankfully any of the NPCs he's swatted will be just fine-- smaller, denser bodies, you know.]

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lololol pings brushismightier February 10 2010, 22:41:44 UTC

WHO'RE YOU CALLING BUG?

lol momotaro ilu unevoked February 10 2010, 22:44:22 UTC

Probably you, if you're one've the short buzzing things right now.

He's so much rage bottled in a tiny, tiny body brushismightier February 10 2010, 22:46:42 UTC

I'M NOT SOME SHORT BUZZING THING YOU JERK, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO!? IT'S MOMOTARO, NONE OF THIS BUG STUFF!

All the rage gets condensed and concentrated that much more. unevoked February 10 2010, 22:49:12 UTC

What, I should know what you are from your handwriting? Gimme a break.

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desig_survivor February 10 2010, 23:12:47 UTC

Last time I checked, not a lot of bugs glow and shout when you try to hit them. I hope you haven't killed anyone.

[Some NPC tried to swat the Roguefairy and got lectured about it. At length. He's very unsympathetic to anyone who's made that mistake.]

unevoked February 10 2010, 23:14:34 UTC

...thought they were cicadas. Or fireflies.

desig_survivor February 10 2010, 23:21:51 UTC

I've never heard of either. And no one came after you? You've either managed to knock them out of the air or only targeted the really bad fliers.

unevoked February 10 2010, 23:29:07 UTC

Hopefully they ain't dead.

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blindedmewith February 10 2010, 23:24:27 UTC

What did you do?

unevoked February 10 2010, 23:30:08 UTC

Thought they were bugs and smacked a few.

blindedmewith February 10 2010, 23:30:55 UTC

Those poor people! You didn't squish any of them, did you?

unevoked February 10 2010, 23:32:22 UTC

Nah, just batted 'em out've the air. Should be fine, right?

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feathered_earth February 11 2010, 00:39:33 UTC

We have faces, you know.

unevoked February 11 2010, 00:57:55 UTC

Well shit.

feathered_earth February 11 2010, 01:23:39 UTC

Just be careful next time, okay?

unevoked February 11 2010, 01:48:59 UTC

Sure. Don't plan on going out much anyway.

yeah. this is clumsy raeg. and yes. he's a fairy. and unhappy. :| ittybityprodigy February 11 2010, 00:40:28 UTC

Don't you overgrown people ever look or do you always step on the rest of the world?! Assholes.

It makes him adorable. :| unevoked February 11 2010, 00:58:50 UTC

Overgrown? You sound like you're always getting stepped on. Fuck you.

2 inches tall kind of adorable. 8} ittybityprodigy February 11 2010, 22:36:19 UTC

I wouldn't be if you bastards would look where you're sitting!

Yess. :< unevoked February 12 2010, 04:11:21 UTC

I ain't sat on anyone, dumbass.