⑤→wham! bam! thankyou ma'am! / all i have for what i am

[undid]

NEWSFLASH

Nara has just been assigned to work out every morning with you Lee, and you Neji. Enjoy his company. (I'm sure you will. He bitches nearly as much as you do, Hyuuga, only without the wonderful facial expressions to go with

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[undid]

Ahhhhn~~~ ♥ Ten-cha~an~~~ ♥ So eager. ♥ ♥ ♥

You know, I try. He has earplugs and a sleep mask, so if he tries complaining, I - being the doctor in this situation - prescribe about 20ccs of Shut The Hell Up and/or an hourly dosage of Foot To The Groin. I think you'll be surprised at how effective it'll be. ♥

I LOVE YOU TEN-CHAN. SO MUCH. ♥ And, if you remove my genitals, I think you'll regret it, sweetheart. Because then they wouldn't be there to bring your nightly pleasure~~~

You're a doll~ ♥

[unenthusiasm]

Kumichou, I'm grateful to you for sending me to my deathbed. It'll be just great working with them. Especially with Lee.

You attract so much trouble that it's amazing.

[undid]

Lazy Bones, if I were sending you to your deathbed, I promise it would be more painful than this.

Isn't it?

[lotushero]

NARUTO-KUN! I AM EAGER TO COMMENCE SHIKAMARU'S TRAINING IN YOUTH.

YOSH.

[OOC: Silly, ignore the time. LEE'S JUST... PLANNIN' TEN'S BIRTHDAY, DUH.]

[undid]

WELL THAT'S JUST EXCELLENT. SEE TO IT THAT HE BECOMES FAR MORE YOUTHFUL THAN HE IS AT PRESENT.

[myfist_urface]

...I'm pretty sure you're abusing your powers there, Naruto.

[undid]

"Abusing" is such a strong word.