.002 [Video] Zombie Apocalypse: General Alarm

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[[OOC: Backdated to early the morning of the 25th, after Castiel's accidental post. If it's okay with everyone, can we assume anyone who's posted since didn't catch this transmission and/or was too busy with their own problems to take notice?]]Everyone, please wake up. The apparitions are becoming real. If they have not attacked you yet, assume

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[notontheflowers]

No shit.

If you see a guy in a suit and tie with a dot on his forehead get the fuck away.

[that had been an unpleasant wake up call. Guess who won't be sleeping until this thing's over because he's got a fellow deskworker assassin after his ass?]

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Same goes for a smarmy upper-management type or a mob enforcer wannabe built like a truck, either one armed with a silver blade. ...and suits, now that you mention it.

[What the hell is it with the suits?]

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[notontheflowers]

I can handle blades sweetheart.

[He's been on the receiving end of the buster sword.]

They got any training in shit like assassinations or infiltration?

[Yes. This is important.]

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[Sweetheart? Oh, if only she had the time.]

Don't doubt it. I mentioned them mostly for identification, hotshot.

The latter, hell yes. The former, not sure, though he might pull some cute trick like giving you stage four cancer or removing vital organs without bothering to open you up first.