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[nurse1701]

[Cue Christine attempting to hold her bathroom door shut with one hand while holding her pad in the other. From the crack in the door one can make out a hint of something extremely furry

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[thesonofodin]

Christine. [He's never heard of creatures such as these, but their sheer numbers seem dangerous.] Where are you? Your...pests must be exterminated.

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[nurse1701]

My apartment.

[She types out the address with one hand while the other plucks a squeaking thing off her shoulder.]

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[thesonofodin]

I will be to you soon. [But he looks confused.] What are these beasts?

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[nurse1701]

Tribbles. They aren't vicious, just very good at propagating.

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[familyshares]

Tribbles? ...At least they're cute...

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[nurse1701]

They were very cute when there were only four. Upon reaching one hundred of them, they start to lose their draw.

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[familyshares]

Yeah...I see your point. How many do you think there are right now?

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[nurse1701]

I lost count after one hundred and twenty seven... However they tend to multiply so quickly that it could be near two hundred by now.

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[godlessblossom]

[She is staring at the little ball of fur thoughtfully.]

Are those tribbles? I can help you by taking some of those.

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[nurse1701]

Please do. Just don't feed them. What I need is time to put them all in confinement and devise some way to stop them from breeding.

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[godlessblossom]

This is not the first time they have been this place so I understand. If you give me your location I will be over with a cart.

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[nurse1701]

[Christine types out the address.]

I just need to put them all somewhere so I have time to solve this problem. I'm thinking if I could get a hold of a few lab things I could figure out what to do.

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[fealty_to_none]

And I thought the Ozmone Hares bred quickly...

What are they called?

[Not that he secretly wants one or anything.]

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[nurse1701]

Tribbles. Want one? Or twenty?

[Christine has every intention of figuring out a way to neuter them and then get them off her hands.]

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[fealty_to_none]

I'll take one. More than that and I think I'd have an epidemic on my hand.

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Although if you want, you could use them as bait for my rather... ravenous pursuer.

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[nurse1701]

Be my guest. I'm going to try and find a way to neuter them so that they will be easier to handle.

[At the second part she just gives him a look.]

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[morethanafour]

Ch-christine?

[What...are those things?]

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[nurse1701]

Oh, hey.

[Christine is picking little fur balls off herself as she speaks.]

You want a few tribbles? They make excellent pets if you don't mind them eating all your food and propagating like crazy.

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[morethanafour]

Tribbles...? Here?

[She remembers that episode - even if though she hadn't watched the show regularly. How could anyone forget those cute little balls of fluff that managed to be a menace and defeated the Klingons?]

No thanks. [She doesn't think Sully will appreciate the infestation of fuzziness that's bound to occur if she brings any home.]

Do you need help getting rid of them?

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[nurse1701]

They just appeared in my bathroom and started to devour my toothpaste.

[She nods to answer the question.]

I need all the help I can get. These things are multiplying so fast that I have no time to contain them let alone solve the problem.