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[fealty_to_none]

[The video comes on when a man's hand covered in some... rather colourful rings fall onto the device as he rolls over. This is Balthier, semi-conscious and groaning. Or at least part of Balthier's elaborate vest. He shifts again as he comes to and then you have a lovely view of the cieling of the cave. Or at least the dark gloom where the ceiling

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[wasinnocent]

Welcome to the Underworld, you get a free communication device along with free housing all for the small price of a little torture now and then.

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[fealty_to_none]

Ah, such a small price to pay indeed for something I always wanted- bland domestics. I'll be sure to find myself a fine Hume wife of appropriate social status, raise 2.5 children and a pet cockatrice as soon as possible to go with my new home.

I do hope it comes with a picket fence.

Joking aside, your welcome is most kind.

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[wasinnocent]

Just make sure to find out of your potential wife can cook and clean properly. Underworld married life wouldn't be quite the same without a wife to make you pot roast after a long day of torture.

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[fealty_to_none]

Ah yes. Perhaps she'd even be the sort to rub my sore aching feet after supper.

I take it the torture is not the sort that involves silk scarves, peculiar Viera salves, fuzzy handcuffs and other such implements?