If we're all done shitting bricks and marrying people and being forced into cute little preschool games, anyone up for something that's actually, I don't know, fun?
[ She hoists a few plastic cups, a case of beer and a bag of ping pong balls into view. Why yes. Jack is requesting you come play beer pong with her.]You're out of your moon-touched
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Uh. How much for piercings?
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At this point I'll do it for free, peaches. What'd you want done?
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Uh. J-Just an ear piercing. Pretty wussy, huh?
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Like here? [ She tugs on her ear lob.] Or like, here? [ Another part of her ear.] Or up here? Industrials look pretty badass up here. [ And then tugging at the cartilage at the top of her ear. You will have to look if you want to respond properly.]
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Uh.
[He points at the tragus area.]
Wh-What about right there?
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Yeah, I can do that. Don't cry if it hurts, though. You gotta go pick up the ring or stud or whatever you want, though. I'm not paying for that shit.
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[And now he can't look away. Oh man oh man oh man. Definitely not a man! He blushes and looks away.]
Th-thanks.
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I'm feeling generous. Stop by whenever.
[Here's some handwaved transfer of directions or a map or something to the loft she's taken over. ]
Better sooner than later, though, as I can't guarantee how good my aim will be after I've had too many.
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[The mostly nude issue has yet to come into mind, he's focused on getting the jewelry. Some time later he knocks on the door of the loft. Please don't be plastered.]
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She extends it, offering alcohol to a minor like a champ.]
Want some? It's not cheating. It's being a good host. You got the ring?
[ She's not plastered. Just buzzed. You'll be fine. ]
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Y-Yeah, I got it.
[He shows a simple blue ring.]
Thanks.
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I'll grab the needles and instruments of torture and shit. Make yourself comfy. Mi casa, su casa, whatever.
[ Kurt is probably bouncing around somewhere being all tipsy and blue and shit too because he freaking teleported here, but you just ignore him. She disappears and comes back with all the piercing tools, pulling on latex gloves and giving them a dramatic snap like in one of those creepy doctor movies. Scared yet? She does her best to look severe and frightening. ]
Are we ready yet?
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Y-Yeah. Yeah I am.
[He offers up the piercing and instead of looking scared he looks excited. He's going to look soooo bad.]
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After a moment of scrutinizing she puts a little mark where she plans on sticking the piercing, then pulls back. ]
Mmmkay. [ She hands over a little mirror. ] That look good to you?
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Y-Yeah. It looks great.
[He is not staring at her. Really. He looks in the mirror and nods his assent.]
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We're gonna have to do this the old school way because I left all my fancy space tools in space.
[ And now she's back with the needle, putting a hand on his shoulder, looking very serious. ]
This might hurt like a bitch. [ It won't, but she's a fan of drama. ] If you start crying I'm gonna punch you. Fair warning.
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