life sucks and then scout kicks some ass

[underdebate]

Dear internet, I would like to request two hundred pounds of To Kill A Mockingbird fic delivered to my doorstep by the 25th of next month. These are my criteria:

- 10 points if it was written as a school assignment.
- 10 points for highschool AU thinly disguised as a school assignment.
- 50 points for re-perspective-ing.
+ 50 points for Jem/Dill.
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Comments

[iblamebroadway]

ffffff I haven't read that book since freshman year of high school but I might have to reread this shit for ficcing purposes. I don't even write fic but anything for you bb.

[underdebate]

YOU ARE MY FAVOURITEST BB

it is sooo goooood, Atticus Finch is the best and I would do terrible things to him and his brother

[lillithss]

So when do I get my infinite points?

[underdebate]

GOSH, NOW PEOPLE WILL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU SPOIL ME AND NO ONE WILL EVER WRITE ME FIC, JAZZ, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME

REDEEMABLE AT YOUR HOUSE NEXT TIME I'M THERE OF COURSE