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WTF? Green smoothie? Pass.

May 03, 2009 17:15

You Are a Green Smoothie

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withlightson May 3 2009, 08:13:37 UTC

It looks like liquid grass, not vomit.

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withlightson May 3 2009, 09:47:01 UTC

It really did, didn't it? Sorry about that!

undercoverdoc May 3 2009, 10:01:42 UTC

I think we totall obliterated the romance of any sort.

withlightson May 3 2009, 10:07:48 UTC

To be fair, I wasn't aware we'd had any romance to start with. Just a lot of me stalking you, and you trying to tell me things to turn me off.

undercoverdoc May 3 2009, 10:13:56 UTC

I don't just fuck anyone in the back of a car, you know. And I'm a guy. I'm supposed to be naturally disgusting.

withlightson May 3 2009, 10:20:43 UTC

Good to know, because I like the idea of being special. Just so you know, I don't just stalk anyone. Hey, I like bucking convention, so I am just as naturally disgusting. Sometimes. Most times I'm quite the lady.

undercoverdoc May 3 2009, 10:23:14 UTC

Oh really? What makes you disgusting? You're going to be hard pushed to beat green vomit.

withlightson May 3 2009, 10:34:26 UTC

There are days I don't wash... I get pimples. BIG ones when I eat too much chocolate, or it's that time... Um, I did once drink so much I vomited and passed out. Vomit does not look good on a little black dress.

undercoverdoc May 3 2009, 10:40:26 UTC

This is why you need to date a doctor. Vomit doesn't bother us. Of course, first time I saw a body, I vomited all over colleague. He was not impressed. I fart in bed. This is the male in me.

withlightson May 3 2009, 10:43:10 UTC

I fart too, but it's more to do with what I eat. Hate to burst the myth that girls don't fart.

undercoverdoc May 3 2009, 10:49:57 UTC

I'm not one of those deluded jerks who think they don't. Actually, I prefer being with someone who thinks they can be comfortable around me, and vice versa. My life is too hectic to want to put on airs and graces with someone I'm dating.

withlightson May 3 2009, 10:51:13 UTC

So we're dating now?

undercoverdoc May 3 2009, 11:01:36 UTC

No, but maybe we should give it a shot.

withlightson May 3 2009, 11:05:36 UTC

Alright, I'm game if you are.

undercoverdoc May 3 2009, 11:08:42 UTC

Give me a few days to recuperate and I'll take you out. I don't think I could face a good steak right now, even if I wanted to.

withlightson May 3 2009, 11:12:57 UTC

I can do that. Still want me to bring soup around?

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