[ataraxion] untrollified post #1
ok listen up ive only got so much fuckin time i can waste on you people
theres been some confusion here with this whole alien vs human thing
by the way humans are aliens too you know just think about that
an i figure its time to fuckin set some a this straight
for the record im not an artist an these are undeniably shitty i know that
drawin is more neps thing but shes not here
i think
so im takin control
ok look
most a you are humans or whatever an youre pretty much the reason i have to make this announcement in the first fuckin place
we get it you think you are so fuckin special an unique an there are no other alien races out there
but guess what sweetcheeks youre fuckin wrong
there are thousands a races not just humans
an starin at us like were some kind a freakshow is just plain incongruous
so let me set the record straight
this is what trolls look like generally speakin
that includes me an like one other person on this stupid ship but whatever point stands
there are twelve of us that are still around
thirteen actually but again whatever
an we are an endangered species so fuckin treat us with some respect
we have horns gray skin an fangs which is apparently intimidatin but seriously
im not gonna fuckin abduct you or be a commie or whatever you were talkin about
you know who you are
some trolls are better than others an have impeccable fashion sense
which is why these jumpsuits are a travesty
an also fins on our face an gills because were aquatic
seadwellers are known to be fuckin badass so just keep that in mind
this guy is also like an alien i guess whatever either way hes fuckin terrifyin
dont get me wrong hes ok now an is on our side so its all good
but still id shore as shit keep a fuckin distance there between you an him
now i know there are other races around here but to be fuckin honest i havent bothered talkin to any a you so if you want me to throw a heads up in here let me know an i think i can edit this
oh also
theres this guy im pretty sure hes some race that isnt human unless humans come in ugly colors other than pink
but either way hes some guy
he thinks hes cool but lemme fuckin tell you there ive met him
an the only thing hes cooler than is a belly up fish
hes got some style i can give him that but otherwise were pretty much talkin
incredibly low levels a cool
critically lame
this doomsday device doesnt fuckin work
it just sits there lookin vaguely fuckin imposin until you try to operate it
then it just kinda flounders an fails
that is what this guy is
a flounderin failin doomsday device of incredibly lame proportions
on a completely unrelated note
if anyone has any fuckin hairspray
or a brush
or gel
anyfin
i will trade you a gold ring for it
just one gold ring but theyre real fuckin gold im allergic to fake shit
like magic an pyrite
theres been some confusion here with this whole alien vs human thing
by the way humans are aliens too you know just think about that
an i figure its time to fuckin set some a this straight
for the record im not an artist an these are undeniably shitty i know that
drawin is more neps thing but shes not here
i think
so im takin control
ok look
most a you are humans or whatever an youre pretty much the reason i have to make this announcement in the first fuckin place
we get it you think you are so fuckin special an unique an there are no other alien races out there
but guess what sweetcheeks youre fuckin wrong
there are thousands a races not just humans
an starin at us like were some kind a freakshow is just plain incongruous
so let me set the record straight
this is what trolls look like generally speakin
that includes me an like one other person on this stupid ship but whatever point stands
there are twelve of us that are still around
thirteen actually but again whatever
an we are an endangered species so fuckin treat us with some respect
we have horns gray skin an fangs which is apparently intimidatin but seriously
im not gonna fuckin abduct you or be a commie or whatever you were talkin about
you know who you are
some trolls are better than others an have impeccable fashion sense
which is why these jumpsuits are a travesty
an also fins on our face an gills because were aquatic
seadwellers are known to be fuckin badass so just keep that in mind
this guy is also like an alien i guess whatever either way hes fuckin terrifyin
dont get me wrong hes ok now an is on our side so its all good
but still id shore as shit keep a fuckin distance there between you an him
now i know there are other races around here but to be fuckin honest i havent bothered talkin to any a you so if you want me to throw a heads up in here let me know an i think i can edit this
oh also
theres this guy im pretty sure hes some race that isnt human unless humans come in ugly colors other than pink
but either way hes some guy
he thinks hes cool but lemme fuckin tell you there ive met him
an the only thing hes cooler than is a belly up fish
hes got some style i can give him that but otherwise were pretty much talkin
incredibly low levels a cool
critically lame
this doomsday device doesnt fuckin work
it just sits there lookin vaguely fuckin imposin until you try to operate it
then it just kinda flounders an fails
that is what this guy is
a flounderin failin doomsday device of incredibly lame proportions
on a completely unrelated note
if anyone has any fuckin hairspray
or a brush
or gel
anyfin
i will trade you a gold ring for it
just one gold ring but theyre real fuckin gold im allergic to fake shit
like magic an pyrite