Comments | unclesiko: Zombies in the mall meme

unclesiko

Zombies in the mall meme

Jun 05, 2008 00:20

Ganked from cluegirl and jenna_thornYou are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have ( Read more... )

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jenna_thorn June 5 2008, 12:41:50 UTC

I've changed my mind. I think I want Flogging Molly's "Devil's Dance Floor."

Roy Batty's a really good choice. Plus, for me, if not you, he has the benefit of being decorative as the sun rises over a silent wasteland of a battlefield and we stand in a backlit hero shot.

Okay, I'll bite... curtishart June 5 2008, 14:48:19 UTC

...I mean, not in a zombie way or anything.

1. I was going to say a blaster rifle, but with my song choice it didn't quite fit. So maybe a good ol'standard boomstick shotgun (Although the pulse rifle would be an excellent choice).

2. Dead Kennedy's Hellnation. Fast start. Fast middle. Fast end. Perfect for taking down zombie scum while unloading a sh!tload of ammo on them.

3. Carolina from Once Upon a Time in Mexico. I mean, you GOTTA develop the love story during the escapade while you reload and akward zombie breaks. Who better than with Selma Hayek? Plus she can kick some serious ass with those throwing knives.

Re: Selma Hayek unclesiko June 5 2008, 23:10:46 UTC

Good call. Except for the throwing knives part. Use them for a pin cushion and zombies still bite you. Just say Selma's good to look at and we'll understand. Art won't but he thinks the Undergear model will fall for the "Is that a Death Star in your pocket.....?" line. So what does he know?

akedz June 5 2008, 15:27:03 UTC

I choose...

1. Death Star (that's a weapon, right?)

2. Girl from Ipanema (lotta elevators in the Death Star)

3. Some hot Undergear or A&F model (to make out with while riding the elevator to the Death Star weapons control room)

I hope its not a really popular mall. Or planet.

Just remember... curtishart June 5 2008, 15:50:29 UTC

You're *in* the mall when you use your weapon.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack.

Re: Just remember... akedz June 5 2008, 20:55:58 UTC

I can't have a Death Star in my pocket? Maybe its a big mall: a mall planet. Besides, if I had a Death Star, I could get out of the mall pretty quick. Lots of Tyderium shuttles in a Death Star.

Now it's a mall planet? unclesiko June 5 2008, 23:43:22 UTC

Maybe a Death Star mall? Full of zombies? At least you'll go out wearing the latest in the Darth Vader line.

This is absurd. helenv1 June 6 2008, 20:35:49 UTC

Weapon: light saber. You can deflect incoming shots and kill zombies by cutting their heads off. I assume the zombies aren't armed anyway. They always seem to come at you slowly waving their arms and moaning which isn't really very dangerous, at least to me. Ammo just makes little light holes in them.
Music: Foxey Lady, Hendrix original. Not only is it my favorite song but if I'm fighting zombies in a mall with a light saber, I would think I would be pretty foxey.
Companion: Hmm, hard one. Unclesiko. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan with a light saber instead of a sword. Marc Singer as in Beastmaster. OK, they might not be helpful in actually fighting the zombies but they would be fun to watch. Sweaty biceps, pulsing pecs, guess you can see where this is going......

Heck, I may be old but I'm not dead.

stecciem June 9 2008, 23:05:58 UTC

My person would be Data from Star Trek and my weapon would be a semi-automatic. Can you imagine how fast he could shoot that thing!

My song? Gloria Gaynor - I will survive. Cuz that's just funny.