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From the "So Bad It's Funny" File...
Sep 25, 2009 14:09
A group of committed churchgoers, pastors and like-minded businesses have teamed up to fight America’s ‘moral decay’ by introducing a series of sanitized pornographic films modeled after biblical parables and featuring ethical lessons mixed in amongst ultra-softcore erotic scenes. Among the group’s stated goals is the eradication of “indecent
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heartssdesire
September 25 2009, 22:50:48 UTC
No way man. Are you sure that isn't an Onion article???
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uncledark
September 26 2009, 02:48:14 UTC
As far as I can tell, it's legit. Or, at least, if it isn't, the guy who blogged it got scammed, too.
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gipsieee
September 25 2009, 23:00:31 UTC
I'm of the opinion that ultra-softcore really ought to be less titilating than the Good Book itself.
Then again, a live action Bible would be pretty shocking, so that still leaves them a lot of material to play with.
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surrealist_geek
September 25 2009, 23:36:05 UTC
I couldn't make this up, seriously.
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autumnalmonk
September 26 2009, 00:21:15 UTC
Ah, now that is rich- Christian porn... *laughs*
Thanks for sharing that.
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ouzel
September 26 2009, 02:59:31 UTC
There are some very interesting passages in the old testament which were rather hardcore. I do not see why they can't film those as they are written.
So, is the widow Ruth going to do a striptease in her landlord's tent? Will her landlord pitch a tent? ;^D
-Ouzel-
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lord_colin
September 29 2009, 03:19:55 UTC
They could do one the conception of Jacob and Esau - "Hannah's Threesome".
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Then again, a live action Bible would be pretty shocking, so that still leaves them a lot of material to play with.
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Thanks for sharing that.
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So, is the widow Ruth going to do a striptease in her landlord's tent? Will her landlord pitch a tent? ;^D
-Ouzel-
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