I should have told you all sooner

[umi_mikazuki]

I have a confession to make.

Back when I was in high school, I took birth control pills. I had bad acne, and needed something to control it until my hormones stabilized.

This means that I was also a whore.

Somehow, I managed to be a whore without having ever had sex with (or kissed) anyone, even to this day. That right there is an incredible

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[umi_mikazuki]

Why should we ever pay any attention to actual history? All that stuff that happened years ago never ever affects us now.

[bouncy_erbear]

What? No. Of course there was. It was the age when everyone was in black and white and ma and pop slept in separate twin beds.

...

Oh, wait, no...I'm thinking of I Love Lucy not an actual point in history...carry on.

[theguindo]

OH NO! I'm sorry, Shae, this means we can never speak again!!

[umi_mikazuki]

I'm so sorry, Guin.

[theguindo]

I just...I expected so much better from you, Shae. How could you do something so immoral?!

[umi_mikazuki]

I am a horrible, evil person that doesn't deserve friends ever.

[bouncy_erbear]

I won't defriend you because we can just be whores together XD We should start a group for Virgin Whores because clearly we all need support in this terrible thing.

[umi_mikazuki]

I'm. I'm not alone in my Virgin Whore status?

[bouncy_erbear]

No! For you see, I too am a virgin whore who has partaken of the pill in order to have a regular period. Alas, if only I had known the consequences of making such a decision.

[bouncy_erbear]

Also, so much love for that icon <3

[lynxgriffin]

Well shoot, I guess that makes me an asexual whore, too!

....Wait.