Gary says that Cheney (my mouse, not the beleagured vice president) is fat and looks like he will probably have a heart-attack soon. It's true ( Read more... )

Hey, guess the fuck what? I wasn't the person who has been using your car all week, so don't tell me to not leave the tank empty. You should talk to your fiance about that one.

asshole.

I hope she fucking dies.

Today, Grace, the fourteen year old girl that cleans our bathrooms and hangs out with the lifeguards, got caught by our boss driving the head lifeguard's car ( Read more... )

Umm....way too tired to do a real update right now. But I will! I promise.

For now, enjoy the pictures that Matt and I took:

Matt's Pics

My Pics

This was fucking awesome.

oH MY FUCKING gOD. I LOVE ALL OF YOU ( Read more... )

This could very well prove to be the best birthday in the history of all birthdays. I'm starting a day ahead of time and ending a week afterwards.

God bless my friends and god bless turning 21.

Hey, what could possibly be more fun than drinking on the job?

Last night, thanks to Pete, Holly and I made S'mores at work. Too bad they exploded all over the microwave. Then, we drove around with the flashing light on and made siren sounds out the windows because the truck's PA system is broken. To top it all off we made Matt Miceli a present (and undoubtedly started a vandalism throw-down) and waited for ( Read more... )

Dane Cook was fucking HIGH-STERICAL tonight.

Holy Fourth of July Weekend, Batman. Fuck yeah, Sandy Neck.

I fucking hate the Red Sox. This is so depressing. I can't handle another game like what just happened.

wtf.

So, on my two days off, of which I have slept a good 75% of the time, I have actually been productive ( Read more... )

My Dad named my new pet mouse Cheney. At first he was going to go with Dubya, but I stepped in and put a stop to that. I think he's taking some kind of sadistic pleasure in hoisting the Veeps' surname on a rodent.

This house votes Democrat!!!