How to teach English

[umbrellaofdoom]

I Love little pussy, her coat is so warm,

And if I don’t hurt her, she’ll do me no harm.

So I’ll not pull her tail nor drive her away -

But Pussy and I very gently will play.

She’ll sit by my side, and I’ll give her some food,

And she’ll love me because I am gentle and good.

This is direct from our curriculum. :DDDDDDDD

Comments

[musicsporty1]

T______T

[fic_faery]

When they wrote this and made up question 5 did nobody in the editing room think of all the dirty alternatives?!

I'll be impressed for ages if you managed to keep a straight face throughout.

[umbrellaofdoom]

I know, right? We've cut the book, too much pussy talk. :D

[dilettantka]

[umbrellaofdoom]

Pretty much. :D

[blodeuedd]

That's a really old nursery rhyme (19th century?); I had a book of poems when I was a kid that had that one in it. Or if not exactly that, something very, very similar.

[umbrellaofdoom]

Yeah, but the word has changed since. Plus, the question "what is another word for pussy" is just asking for giggles.

[lizstarsky]

Dear oh deary dear dear dear. XD;;