Office Hours [Tuesday]

[umbitch]

Even though she was still slightly sore from the TWO KNIFE WOUNDS OMGWTF injuries sustained yesterday, it was a moderately cheerful Dolores Umbridge that opened the door to her office.

Moderately cheerful, that is, until she saw her office"I hate this school!" Umbridge shouted, stomping into the office and making as much noise as possible while

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[umbitch]

"Mister Harris, what would you say if I asked you to shut off the music you've decided to pipe into my office?"

[needsaparrot]

Xander shrugged. "I'd say I'm not the one doing the piping." Today.

[umbitch]

"And what would you say if I told you I find your lack of respect enough to warrant a disciplinary action?"

[needsaparrot]

"Not to sound like I'm one of your students, because I'm not, which is kind of the point -- I'd say you're not the boss of me."

Of course he'd also say now would be a good time to stand up and consider leaving, because there's being a moron and then there's being a moron.

[umbitch]

And there came the wand out of the drawer. "I am the boss of you."

[needsaparrot]

"No, seriously. Independent contractor." Who was backing towards the door and trying not to look like he just realized how stupid this idea was.

[umbitch]

She jabbed the wand towards him, standing up at the same time. "Stop. Right. There."

[needsaparrot]

He stopped. Why he stopped, he had no idea. "Um, right here? Or maybe out there?" He pointed to the hall outside her office, and started to take a step towards it. "Out there would be more convenient. Take up less space in the office."

[umbitch]

"You will stop," Umbridge said lightly and jabbed the wand at Xander, casting the locomotor mortis curse.

[needsaparrot]

"Really, no." Xander tried to take that step again. And failed.

He looked down at his legs. "...Or maybe yes."

[umbitch]

"Are we stuck, Mister Harris?" She beamed at him.

[Forgot to say, spell is moddable! Keep for however long you'd like!]

[needsaparrot]

Xander frowned down at his uncooperative feet. "I seem to be. Can't say I really care if you are."

Though an attempt to move them both together did let him make a small jump.

[umbitch]

"This is a very comical sight," she said, ignoring his last statement. "What if I took a picture?"

[needsaparrot]

"If you think this is the dumbest I've ever looked, you haven't checked last year's yearbook." Xander hopped towards the door, grumbling under his breath.

[umbitch]

"I think I'll laugh anyway," Umbridge said and did just that. Loudly and abrasively.

[needsaparrot]

"Rock on," he muttered, wishing he'd thought to pick up his earplugs from the desk.

Just in case she decided he also needed a head made of cabbage or antlers growing out of his ass, any additional comment he might have had remained under his breath as he hopped towards the hallway.