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Office Hours [Tuesday]

Aug 21, 2007 07:45

Even though she was still slightly sore from the TWO KNIFE WOUNDS OMGWTF injuries sustained yesterday, it was a moderately cheerful Dolores Umbridge that opened the door to her office.

Moderately cheerful, that is, until she saw her office"I hate this school!" Umbridge shouted, stomping into the office and making as much noise as possible while ( Read more... )

zack addy, william kessler, xander harris, office hours, savannah levine, anakin skywalker

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needsaparrot August 21 2007, 19:05:13 UTC

Xander wouldn't even have heard the announcement if he hadn't stopped by the construction site to see what the Mountie had chosen for today's follow-up ....work-accompaniment. Since he was there when he heard it, though, it seemed wise to take precautions.

Of a sort.

Which is why when he made his way to the Principal's Office, he was wearing bright neon-green earplugs in his ears.

"HI!" he shouted, after knocking on the doorframe.

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[OOC: Am out of town for most of the day and checking in via family's computer, so we're about to learn a whole new meaning of the workd slowplay!]

umbitch August 21 2007, 19:08:57 UTC

"Why are you yelling?" Umbridge...yelled back.

[Not a problem!]

needsaparrot August 21 2007, 19:16:39 UTC

"What?" Xander yelled back, pointing at his ears. "I can't hear you!"

umbitch August 21 2007, 19:20:07 UTC

"Are you deaf?!" She had no idea why she was yelling now. "Stop yelling!"

needsaparrot August 21 2007, 19:24:56 UTC

"You're SMELLING something?" Xander pointed to his nose. "Yeah, I guess! Bad ventilation in here!" He hadn't stopped yelling.

umbitch August 21 2007, 19:25:53 UTC

Umbridge's hands curled into tight fists.

She pointed sharply at the chair.

needsaparrot August 21 2007, 19:33:03 UTC

"THE CHAIR SMELLS?" Xander frowned and sniffed it, then shook his head. "SEEMS OK TO ME!"

umbitch August 21 2007, 19:34:13 UTC

"SIT DOWN!" Umbridge bellowed, jabbing at the chair. Still probably not loud enough for Xander to hear.

needsaparrot August 21 2007, 19:45:57 UTC

That would depend on whether Xander was wearing noise-reduction earplugs that totally allowed him to hear her voice, while drowning out things like construction equipment and Celine Dion.

Not that he was about to reveal the answer to that.

"BIG CLOWN?" Xander looked around behind him, appearing alarmed, then back at Umbridge. "HEY, NOT NICE TO SCARE PEOPLE LIKE THAT!"

umbitch August 21 2007, 20:14:23 UTC

"IF YOU KEEP YELLING, I WILL DO MORE THAN SCARE YOU!" Umbridge yelled.

needsaparrot August 21 2007, 20:17:29 UTC

If Xander could actually hear her, that might make him pause for a moment and weigh his options. Or perhaps he was pausing to try to figure out what she said.

He pointed to his ears again. "Sorry, can't hear you." He wasn't yelling this time, though.

umbitch August 21 2007, 20:20:55 UTC

He was possibly more irritating than Mister Addy. And that gave her an idea.

She picked up her quill and parchment and wrote: SIT DOWN.

needsaparrot August 21 2007, 20:22:29 UTC

"Ohhhhhhhh." Xander nodded and sat down. "Why didn't you say so?"

umbitch August 21 2007, 20:29:45 UTC

She glared at him.

You are Xander Harris?

needsaparrot August 21 2007, 20:33:25 UTC

"THAT'S ME!" Xander scratched behind his ear. "Sorry, that's me."

umbitch August 21 2007, 20:35:08 UTC

And the annoyance level skyrocketed.

Why is there MUSIC in my office?

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