Office Hours [Tuesday]

[umbitch]

Even though she was still slightly sore from the TWO KNIFE WOUNDS OMGWTF injuries sustained yesterday, it was a moderately cheerful Dolores Umbridge that opened the door to her office.

Moderately cheerful, that is, until she saw her office"I hate this school!" Umbridge shouted, stomping into the office and making as much noise as possible while

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[twohalvesofaphd]

Zack looked vaguely puzzled as he came into the office. "Principal Umbridge?"

[umbitch]

"High Inquisitor," Umbridge corrected succinctly. "Does absolutely no one pay attention?"

[twohalvesofaphd]

"High Inquisitor is not a recognised school position," Zack replied helpfully. "I checked."

[umbitch]

Umbridge glared like a glaring thing that glares. "Are you questioning my authority?"

[needsaparrot]

Xander wouldn't even have heard the announcement if he hadn't stopped by the construction site to see what the Mountie had chosen for today's follow-up ....work-accompaniment. Since he was there when he heard it, though, it seemed wise to take precautions.

Of a sort.

Which is why when he made his way to the Principal's Office, he was wearing bright neon-green earplugs in his ears.

"HI!" he shouted, after knocking on the doorframe.

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[OOC: Am out of town for most of the day and checking in via family's computer, so we're about to learn a whole new meaning of the workd slowplay!]

[umbitch]

"Why are you yelling?" Umbridge...yelled back.

[Not a problem!]

[needsaparrot]

"What?" Xander yelled back, pointing at his ears. "I can't hear you!"

[umbitch]

"Are you deaf?!" She had no idea why she was yelling now. "Stop yelling!"

[walks_two_paths]

Savannah had kept her promise and had tried to keep her temper. However, asking a Levine witch to keep her temper was like asking... well something in nature not to do anything rash. And Savannah, well Savannah has been called a destructive force of nature on more than one occasion.

It wasn't just the fact that Umbridge had cast a spell on her last week that could have caused her serious harm... she had once again messed with Johnny.

Messing with students at all -- let alone people she cared about -- was just not something she could forgive.

That would be why there was one pissed-of witch stomping into the fake principal's office, bristling with fury.

[umbitch]

"There is no need for the excessive stomping," Umbridge said mildly.

[walks_two_paths]

Savannah glared at her. "How dare you?! First you curse my friends and they get hurt... then you hurt my friends... you try to usurp ZOE... and then you do something to my mind where I could have gotten hurt. What gives you the right?"

Savannah, not so much on the calmness right now.

[[OOC: Now with working keyboard and correct spelling. *facepalm*]]

[umbitch]

Umbridge looked up at her blandly, only a small smile betraying any emotion.

"My, my, such emotion," she chided. "I'm almost...bored."

[l1ttle_billy]

Billy, wearing a t-shirt with a picture of the American Flag on it, arrived as requested. "You wanted to see me ma'am-WOAH!" He had not expected to see all that on the walls and ceiling.

[umbitch]

"Just sit down," Umbridge said, shaking her head. "It's decorative, isn't?"

[l1ttle_billy]

"It, uh, yeah." Wow. His hat was off to whoever had done this. He tried to find somewhere other than any of the porn to look as he sat. Oh, look, very non-dirty kittens.

[umbitch]

"Quiet," she snapped. "What is your name?"

After everyone else...

[sith_happened]

Anakin pushed the door open, then raised his eyebrows at the new decor. "Interesting choice," he commented.

Re: After everyone else...

[umbitch]

"Yes, I've redecorated," she said dryly.

Re: After everyone else...

[sith_happened]

"I had no idea you felt this way about horses," Anakin said. "Mister Storm never really had a chance."

Re: After everyone else...

[umbitch]

"Should we talk about that again, Mister Skywalker? Sex?"