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Office Hours [Monday]

Aug 20, 2007 06:59

Upon walking into her office this morning, Umbridge noticed two things. One, her office was in absolute shambles. Two, there was a furry thing sleeping in her office ( Read more... )

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lovesrenoir August 20 2007, 13:13:42 UTC

The fuzzy lump of a muppet waved at the maid to go away and there was some kind of grumbling which might have been a request for more towels and to refill the wet bar.

umbitch August 20 2007, 13:19:14 UTC

"Get up this instant!" Umbridge screeched, having to hold herself back from just swatting him off her desk. "Now!"

lovesrenoir August 20 2007, 13:23:35 UTC

The lump sat up with a groan to reveal he was wearing a very ugly pink dress and was holding a drumstick.

Animal took a look at Umbridge and realized it was a woman yelling at him but his vision wasn't 100% yet.

So he assumed it was that Tinkerbell chick who had come to see him. After all he was a handsome devil.

"WOOOOOOOOO-MAN!"

umbitch August 20 2007, 13:29:23 UTC

"Address me properly!" Umbridge shouted, just barely containing an all encompassing fury. "High Inquisitor Umbridge. Did you do all this? Did you vandalize my office?"

lovesrenoir August 20 2007, 14:04:40 UTC

Animal looked around the room with a drunken sense of pride. He straightened his dress out and with a headbanging motion, nodded his affirmation.

"UH-HUH! UH-HUH! ROCK ON! ROCK ON! HAH! HAH! HAH!"

umbitch August 20 2007, 14:12:03 UTC

"A confession," she said quietly, dangerously. "You do realize you will have to be punished for this? For vandalizing my office, for sleeping on my property, for being...well, I don't even know what you are."

lovesrenoir August 20 2007, 14:16:57 UTC

She didn't know what he was? Well Animal was only to helpful to oblige with an answer.

"ANIMAL! ANIMAL!"

umbitch August 20 2007, 14:26:14 UTC

"You are an animal," Umbridge said helpfully. "You also no longer attend this school."

lovesrenoir August 20 2007, 14:30:03 UTC

Unfortunately for Animal he didn't exactly understand what the heck Umbridge was talking about.

Heck. He didn't even realize he was going to a school.

So instead he stood up firm and proper in his pink dress and waved his drumstick at Umbridge.

"HEM! HEM!"

umbitch August 20 2007, 14:32:48 UTC

"You are expelled!" Umbridge shouted, losing her calm exterior. "Gone. You no longer go here, you are no longer welcome and I want you off school grounds!"

lovesrenoir August 20 2007, 14:39:19 UTC

"OKAY LADY! BYE-BYE!" Animal said cheerfully as he bobbed his way out the door.

He may not have fully understood the term "expelled".

umbitch August 20 2007, 14:53:09 UTC

She wasn't expecting it to be quite that easy.

"Gone immediately!" Umbridge yelled. "And that means immediately!"

lovesrenoir August 20 2007, 15:01:13 UTC

"HEMMITY! HEMMITY!" Animal called back with a gleeful wave.

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