text ☢ morendo

[umathematic]

Exactly how long's it supposed to take a corpse to bloat?

[ ooc | Dated llllate Thursday night! All your douchebag bodies now belong in mafia storage. :(b ]

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[servidude]

What kind of question is that?

[umathematic]

[ He liked you better when you were obviously creeped. ]

Cut that out.

[servidude]

[But either way you warned him, right? Guy laughs a little awkwardly, like he does.]

Haha, sorry.

[umathematic]

[ ... and "liked you better" is obviously code for "hated you less". This is no longer applicable. ]

Obviously you aren't if you're still doing it.

[servidude]

[That's how it goes with tsuns, right?]

I didn't mean to offend you.

[umathematic]

[ oh god, there is just no point in rational discussion anymore. ]

Stop talking. Find. A guide. And get off of my post.

[servidude]

[Laughing again.] Before I go, I never got your name.

[umathematic]

This isn't a party. You're not gonna need it.

[servidude]

That's pretty unsocial of you.

[umathematic]

Do I sound like I need to hear the obvious?

[servidude]

Maybe.

[umathematic]

Then get a fucking hearing aid.

[servidude]

Who has that kind of time? You should just be more clear.

1/2

[umathematic]

[ staring.

staring.

staring. ]

[umathematic]

Your. Smile's. Fucking. Annoying.

Clear enough?

[servidude]

Much better. That wasn't that hard, right?