guy goes into a bar and has beer. after a few minutes, the bowl of peanuts in front of him says "nice suit, mate! really like it. well tailored, looks great on you!" the guy's taken abacak, so goes to buy some cigarettes to calm himself. he puts money in the cigarette machine, but it spits the money back out and shouts "fuck off you pathetic wanker
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