CUZ THIS IS THRILLEEEER THRILLER NIGHT

[forgetjudgement]

Title: No, there aren't dancing Zombies. We have dancing Zombies now.
Characters: Alexander, the undead Divine Justice (forgetjudgement) and OPEN
When: Somewhere between 12 am and 12 pm. Yeah.
Where: The caves, dunno.
Warnings: Bad zombie jokes?
Summary: For once he was right when he said he was tired to deathA terrified scream echoed through the cavern and died

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I'M SO SORRY!

[dos_sniper_dude]

Xigbar was shuffling along in a daze. He didn't have a heartbeat and that was terrible. Of course nothing really wanted to eat him at the moment and he sort of wanted some liver. Meh, so he was weird even as a zombie.

"Heh. I'm an extra in a Romero movie." He giggled, the sound hoarse and demonic.

He could still hum, so to keep his spirits up he started humming a familiar tune. "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark. Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart. You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it. You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes. You're paralyzed."

Now he was dancing as well... Ooops.

FFF WHAT FOR.

[forgetjudgement]

Still with his (wigglying) hand in his other hand, Alexander kept walking, marvelled at the fact he didn't tire at all. This was so cool, why did the humans get all the fun?

He stopped a moment when he heard a creepy voice singing, and walked that way. Oh, that tune was catchy. He'll probably be singing it the rest of the day.

FOR BEING SO AWESOME!

[dos_sniper_dude]

"You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run. You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun. You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl! But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind. You're out of time."

He was grooving, compleatly into the song now, amazingly mobile despite beign deader than his second wife. "They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side. They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial. Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah. All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen. I'll make you see"

.............................

[forgetjudgement]

"Oh, hey! That's a pretty catchy song!" Alexander said from behind the man, with a big and mostly dead grin. "So, you're a bad guy or a good guy??"

[thelovliestmage]

The scream jerked him from where he'd settled against the cavern wall, twitching and a spell on his lips as his eyes darted around but they, and it, died off before he even tried to make a sound.

His Eidolon had been hit with death. Great. He was almost completely sure he didn't have anything to fix that. Sighing, he moved to see if anything -else- looked like it was on the verge of falling off.

[forgetjudgement]

Alexander looked at Kuja as he saw him moving. "Look!" he said, shoving his separated hand into his face. The fingers wiggled in Kuja's hair. "Isn't it AWESOME? You humans have such incredible bodies! It's such a shame you are weak and all that..."

[thelovliestmage]

He opened his mouth to say something much along the lines of pointing out who was the whining flower here... and nothing came out.

He tried again, still nothing.

NO!

[forgetjudgement]

"...I mean, making all those muscles move and nerves work? Totally epic. You really don't know just how cool things you have, you know? But hey! I'm dead! My heart's not beating and my skin is all ewww. I also smell kinda bad!"

Alexander kept ranting while his hand tugged Kuja's hair. "No, no, bad hand! Stop!"