Oh, gods... What the Hell are those doing there?!

[Groans]

...At least the damned pirate's not around to see this. I'd never live it down.

...So, apparently the owls made me into some kind of unmotivated, whiny, pretentious bastard last week. I can't say I'm too thrilled about that, but whatever...

Still. Can we forget whatever stupid things I said during that time? There seem to have been a lot of them.

...WHAT?

Well, guess I'll just add that to the list. Kidnapped by owls, can't get back, don't know what's happening to my friends, and they stole my clothes and gave me this weird, uncomfortable, gaudy thing.

I hate this place.