an unusually charismatic lima bean

Jun 04, 2006 13:04

TITLE: Uh, we're...still working on that
AUTHORS: ukelele and nonnihil

Critics are incoherently pleased about the first joint offering of ukelele and nonnihil (estimated date of publication: January 8, 2007). Though few details are known at this time, a rudimentary knowledge of genetics suggests that our protagonist will have type O blood and be blue-eyed, light-haired, brilliant, charming, and a native speaker of Martian. An artist's conception -- no pun intended -- though not presently available in electronic form reveals an unusually charismatic lima bean with a 176 heartbeat; no doubt plot developments in the creative process will lead to something a little less legume-like and a little more, well, human.

"Of course we're thrilled!" says nonnihil.

"Uh bluh buh bur beh," says ukelele, who is wondering if she will ever feel awake, ever. again.

(P.S. Standard opt-in filter will exist for reasonably close friends who are interested.)
(P.P.S. Apologies for any commitments I have flaked on, emails I have failed to respond to, etc. in the last few weeks. Seriously, you could replace my brain with Swiss cheese and it would be less porous.)
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