News just in: Clinton Cheats on Miliband with Hague. Claims "I Did Not Have Sex With That Tory."

[kinkme]

Hilary Clinton met William Hague, new Foreign Sec, and spoke about Afghanistan, the Middle East and how fine Clegg looks in a white shirt. She looks forward to a "long, close and intense relationship" and he reminisces on looking at her from afar as a mere shadow.

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[x_butterfly19_x]

I bet Hilary is a secret slasher :D

[bigsh0t]

I CAN SEE THE SORROW IN HER EYES.

Poor Hilary, she's backstage sobbing for DMil.

[kinkme]

Shiny new toy boy.

Emphasis on the SHINY.

[battenberghouse]

Hils is not looking impressed in that first cap.

She needs to give DMil an endorsement for his leadership campaign. He can get a nice shiny badge - "Secretary of State Approved"

[lisaee]

Strange how we've gone from the Special Relationship being dead to the sudden warm and cuddly alliance of the centre-right.

(God, wouldn't you be pissed off if Hague turned up instead of Miliband? There's just something intensely punchable about Hague's face.

[kinkme]

IA re: punchable face, but that man could read me the phonebook with that accent and I'd end up a gooey mess ngl.

[lisaee]

Haha, really? I have an undying hatred of his voice, but maybe that's because in the back of my mind I know his accent is far, far too much like mine, which really unnerves me!

[okmewriting]

I always did wonder if Millitwit was giving her one. Think she might find herself barking up the wrong tree with the new one...

[itsdavidbitch]

I was giving her several....she was my ho!