Those Aren't Normal Eye Movements.

[rionaleonhart]

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This has been troubling me for ages. Watch anything with Clegg and Cable together and you can see it happening.

Poll PRESSING POLITICAL QUESTIONS

EDIT: WAY TO HANG THE PARLIAMENT, GUYS. How can we expect the entire country to elect a government if one little community can't agree on this single obvious truth?

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[wanttobeatree]

Nick Clegg's chin is a ventriloquist puppet's chin. There's no way of escaping it.

[rionaleonhart]

I would be willing to compromise on a 'psychically operated ventriloquist's puppet' explanation.

[wanttobeatree]

I accept this. After all, Cable can't walk around with his hand up Cegg's jacksie all the time.

[theoret]

But clearly Vince has crazy eyes because Nick is concentrating on speaking, rather than devoting all his attention to the psychic controlling on Vince's body. It's pretty complicated to fully control a whole person while doing something else at the same time!

Where as when Vince is talking Nick is staring at the camera giving of a distinct sense of "Yes, I am talking to yo (even if I happen to be using someone else's mouth to do it)."

I will admit he looks like a ventriloquist's puppet, BUT THAT IS ALL A RUSE HE IS USING TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE REAL TRUTH.

[rionaleonhart]

That... actually makes a great deal of sense. My goodness, I think you've cracked it.

[theoret]

I was slightly worried when everyone else seemed not to see it. Either everyone had been taken in my Nick Clegg's trickery, or I was just crazy. It was one of those sanity doubting WHAT IS REAL? moments. So it's reassuring to hear that other people can see it too.

[wanttobeatree]

OR MAYBE THEO. MAYBE CLEGG IS AN EVIL VENTRILOQUIST'S PUPPET. HE HAS TURNED AGAINST HIS MASTER! NOW HE IS THE ONE PULLING THE STRINGS!!

[theoret]

EDIT: WAY TO HANG THE PARLIAMENT, GUYS. How can we expect the entire country to elect a government if one little community can't agree on this single obvious truth?
THE COMMUNITY HAS NOW SPOKEN, and it's decision is ELECTORAL REFORM. Good call, you guys!

[wanttobeatree]

MY FRIENDS, I HAVE A THEORY! Now we have established that evil puppet Nick Clegg is controlling his master and Cable's creepy eye flickerings are his cry for help... PERHAPS HE IS FLICKERING MORSE CODE?

Someone should try to translate this. FOR JUSTICE.

[reipan]

EDIT: WAY TO HANG THE PARLIAMENT, GUYS.

I'LL SEE YOUR PARLIAMENT HUNG

WELL HUNG

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...what? :D

[reipan]

I'm sorry. I know it's the community title. I just...I couldn't help myself.