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[uh_yourmom]

Holy shit, guys.

Yea yea, my fucking voice is gone, I'm pissed, blah blah, etc.

The thing is, folks, we got another problem on our hands.

A zombie problem.So unless you want your brains eaten while you're sleeping or a missing limb or two, I suggest you stay armed at all times, OR we just bring him down right now

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[stfuandstfd]

You better not be fucking talking about me.

[uh_yourmom]

No, I barely fucking know you.

Should I be talking about you?

[stfuandstfd]

That's right, you don't.

... no.

[woopsyouredead]

Are you still rambling on about that leaf guy?

..and you're not the only one without a voice right now.. think there's something going around?

[uh_yourmom]

Temari, zombies shouldn't be taken lightly.

Who fucking knows. I thought I had laringitis or something, maybe you have it too?

[woopsyouredead]

A zombie huh? funniest looking and acting zombie I've ever seen then.

...an infection of the throat... I don't want to know how you think thats been spread around.

[uh_yourmom]

Well, they're gonna try to decieve you of course! Not all zombies are brainless idiots.

...Well, I can't think of an--...

Shit.

[konohabushido]

Again, not a zombie.

[emoing]

You died, Hayate. And you had witnesses to this. So its pointless to succomb to denial when its best to accept this fact about yourself.

[konohabushido]

Okay, maybe for the rest of you guys, I died, but to my own knowledge, I did not.

[emoing]

... I'm afraid to inform you that you did die.

[foxy_noodle]

I'm in.

[uh_yourmom]

Good. One more person to stop the zombie uprising.

[foxy_noodle]

We're going to need all the manpower we can get.

[uh_yourmom]

Tell me about it. They look gentle and kind, if not slightly annoying by day, but by night, when the bloodlust kicks in...THAT'S when you gotta watch your back.

[emoing]

After hearing about that Hidan and Hayate person being zombies, count me in as well.

[uh_yourmom]

Glad to hear it. You gotta weapon of any kind lyin' aro--Wait. That Hidan guy's one too?!

[emoing]

According to Shikamaru, he is.

[uh_yourmom]

Well, shit man! I've been hanging around one this entire time...I could've been made one of 'em, but...guess I'm just lucky.

Nice try, zombies.