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[dorkle_07]

So here I am innocently surfing on etsy for some cute plugs for my gauges. Me, being a total idiot apparently, type "plugs" into the search bar. What do I see?

Comments

[wazira_sharira]

I think it's pretty cool-looking. Probably wouldn't use it for the purpose for which it was intended, but I don't think it's horrifying.

[dorkle_07]

I think the paint is what throws me off the most. The weird blotches of magenta really fuck with my head.

[iolarah]

I have this expectation that, if one were to use it for its intended purpose, it would be cold to the touch. It totally reminds me of a strawberry sundae and that's not something I'd want in that particular place.

[hotclaws]

Edward's sparkling cock!!??

[sly_rat]

All I can think is... I do not want a plug that looks like it's smeared with blood in my ass.

[le_anomaly]

Yeah, "blood smears" was my first thought too. It takes a special kind of fetish to want a sex toy that looks like you've been hemorrhaging all over it imo :(

[jeweledvixen]

Yeah, that was my first thought - it's smeared with blood. Somebody is in major pain somewhere! DX

[ornithoptercat]

Yeah, um, "diseased flesh" is not a look I want in a sex toy. Garish hot pink is bad enough, thanks.

[fallconsmate]

Ok, I will admit I was expecting the baby Jesus buttplug when I clicked. ;)

( www.divine-interventions.com ) they have something to offend nearly everyone. Which reminds me, my mama's birthday is coming up...

[phonemonkey]

NEARLY everyone. I don't see any Mohammed.

[supercrook]

YOU. Your icon is the best thing I have ever seen.

[soren_grey]

Welcome to the internet!

[pheslaki]

That looks like it needs a course of antibiotics :P