Ohhh, I didn't even think about that. They would. I'd pay $30 for a pair of flip flops like that. The last time I went to the beach I kept sinking in the sand.
I saw a dude in the city wearing them. I was with my friend at the time, so I grabbed her and stage hissed, "There's a dude wearing watermelons on his feet."
By which time he had walked behind a crowd, so my friend looked for him, and I pointed and she couldn't see him, so she said, "Are you lying? Because no one is stupid enough to wear fruit on their feet, not even hobos. It's winter."
"No seriously, watermelons on his FEET!"
So, thanks Walmart for making me look like a tool.
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Guess I'll have to get the "wildweed" ones then.
I can't get over these, it's too ridiculous.
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(though I'd consider getting the clownfish ones for my 8 year old daughter.)
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By which time he had walked behind a crowd, so my friend looked for him, and I pointed and she couldn't see him, so she said, "Are you lying? Because no one is stupid enough to wear fruit on their feet, not even hobos. It's winter."
"No seriously, watermelons on his FEET!"
So, thanks Walmart for making me look like a tool.
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