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[ugotogal]

"I really need a new shirt."

"You do?"

"Yes. I have a budget of $1,625. So... it needs to be awesome."

"$1,625 will get you an amaaaaaazing shirt."

Comments

[vampireborg]

That much? Shirt for $2 at Goodwill, scissors, all set.

[dollraves]

To be fair, those little plastic kids scissors are about $2.99 a pack, and that's what you'd need to use to make it Real Art worth $1,625... :D

[dudebritneeee]

Not even. More like 50 cents on a half off day at goodwill.

[sixpita]

Oooo! Holes, right where my boobs would be. This will be perfect for that job interview.

[charlycrash]

Were those holes specially positioned to show people's nipples?

[ugotogal]

Not if you wear it with the suggested $4,435 jacket!

[charlycrash]

Clicking around, everything on the site is horrible. And unbelievably expensive.

It's the sort of crap I usually don't look at twice if I'm in a charity shop.

[miaoudeminou]

I think the OP hit an "ugly crap" gold mine!

[poisonarrows]

I just see 8-O made out of holes when I look at it, which is appropriate, given that my face looked like that when I saw it.

[vampireborg]

MTE.

[hotclaws]

Me too,I thought it was ironic.

[lucy_is_dumb]

Me too! XD I thought maybe it was supposed to be like a ghost.

[marchwarden23]

It's like the shirt made a face of extreme woe for me.

And to think, I dress like that every time I do some landscaping or painting! I had no idea I was couture. Gosh.