Morphsuits and RX Undies

[srsfnbsns]

Facebook ads introduce me to entire new worlds of WTF. I stumbled over these the other day. It seems they have quite a following, but I've never heard of them. Introducing Morphsuits, a super sentai inspired spandex suit that lets you run around anonymously and troll the real world with your anon antics. $50 a pop and you can even drink through

Comments

[sassette726]

Where does it close? How do you pee?! Why would you want the whole world to know exactly how big and/or happy your penis is?

So many questions.

[freakshownia]

There's a zipper that goes up the back. My husband's has a little zippered flap that you can open for peeing. The woman's version however has no such convenience built in. *Ours are from a different company though, so these might be different.

[everythingonit]

Well... if you can drink through it... you can pee through it? Is that what they were thinking?

[kinkakinka]

EW

[thesugarmonster]

GREEN MAN!!

[hotclaws]

I like them but then again,I'm weird.

[rye_bunny]

have these people not heard of dance belts? Any spandex-fetishist knows about spandex belts. THAT would be be my recommendation, rather than just a thong.

[x_creepy_doll_x]

As a not fetishist I am clueless...can you enlighten me? :D

[rye_bunny]

Male ballet dancers wear them to, uh, keep their junk discreet, I guess. You can google it.

[uberliz]

[scamps]

AHAHAHAHHA omfg the guys face!