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dayswithbunnies in ugly_crap

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Feb 21, 2010 20:41

Somewhere, somehow, someone thought it would be a great idea to make soap shaped like the private parts of Twilight characters.

( She also sells the soaps she fucked up on (which look remarkably like the ones that are perfect), so never fear, you too can own a misshapen, glittery replica of vampire genitals! )

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markslj February 22 2010, 01:48:16 UTC

If the Edward soap could squeeze douche out, I'd totally buy it.

oh_honestly_ February 22 2010, 01:48:38 UTC

What.

WHAT?!?!

LOL.

oh_honestly_ February 22 2010, 01:50:23 UTC

Also, I want to know how she knows what the genitals of Twilight characters would look like.

mistressemi February 22 2010, 02:15:25 UTC

Honestly, Meyer probably had sparkly genitals in mind anyway... but she's a Mormon, so her sex writing can't involve SEX. (Not necessarily toward Mormons, just S.Meyer)

blondebeaker February 22 2010, 01:51:50 UTC

Scented with cedar, pine, and clove essential oils...

So its smells like a hamster cage, gotcha.

lillyflowers February 22 2010, 02:01:16 UTC

You win today's internet cookie.

blondebeaker February 22 2010, 02:03:04 UTC

Sweeeeet!

jo_fitz February 22 2010, 01:52:03 UTC

We need a Twatlight tag. Cause that fandom has some seriously ugly and fucked up shit.

lunachickk February 22 2010, 02:00:10 UTC

Your icon is magnificent. *snerk*

jo_fitz February 22 2010, 02:01:20 UTC

I saw it and yanked it, It's so awesome. Thankfully I love Sailor Moon

hotclaws February 22 2010, 11:03:24 UTC

ftw

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3goodtimes February 22 2010, 01:56:02 UTC

Oh yeah... I'm totally gonna wash my vagina with that vagina.

doxamully February 22 2010, 04:46:01 UTC

I loled.

isara February 22 2010, 05:10:17 UTC

who doesn't want sparkles in their vag?

It does remind me of this old internet/Reader's Digest story...

"I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist ( ... )

3goodtimes February 22 2010, 05:33:52 UTC

Hahaha!

On a separate note, that doctor is rather creepy.

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