Giant Hippo Butt

[villalobos108]

I love that I found this dress under the search term "trend watch":

Comments

[sovietkiki]

My first thought was, "wow, fat models?". My second thought was, "no, normal-sized people wearing dresses that make them look HUGE."

Also, the one wearing the black dress? Her leg scares me. I'm not sure why, it just does. D8

[villalobos108]

Check out the other views. This dress can make you look fat in every direction!

[sovietkiki]

Not only fat, but remarkably manly too! o_O

[sundayxlove]

Once I saw the picture I was like "are those plus size models or do those dresses make them look fat?!"

[midnight_d]

Umm... gross. There just aren't any other words for that.

[midnight_d]

Also, girl in the black dress kind of looks like a crackwhore, y/n?

[villalobos108]

They're definitely not A-list models on that site. Or B or C list, I don't think.

[vicarabelling]

love the huge tattoo on her back in one of the pictures. sexyy

[tamgerine]

Living in a bad neighbourhood? Afraid of sexual predators? Fear no more - wear our dress and NO ONE will EVER want to engage in sexual intercourse with you. Guaranteed. Also recommended for White House interns.

[optimusshr]

"Also recommended for White House interns."

Man am I glad I put my glass down BEFORE reading that line! WIN!

[dwerenat]

It reminds me of that old Farside comic of the man wearing an inflatable duck around his waist, a stew pot on his head and carrying a bazooka. The caption read: HOW NATURE SAYS 'STAY AWAY'.

[katesedgwick]

[deadlyrhythm]

I lol'd.

[villalobos108]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!